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(THEME MUSIC PLAYING)

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(SNICKERING)

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Hey, y'all!
Bayou Brick Crashman here.

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This week, the Wacky Racers
will be racing through the swamps of Louisiana.

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-(ENGINES REVVING)
-(LAUGHING)

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Ew!

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Um, hi.

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Move it or lose it, sister.

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(GASPS) Pandora, you made it
to the front of the pack.

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Good for you, little sister.

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Put a sock in it, Penelope.

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You're only 12 seconds
older than me

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and I'm tired
of driving in your shadow.

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This race is mine, Dastardly.

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(SNICKERING)

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I said, this race is
mine, Dastardly.

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Giving me the
cold shoulder, ol' buddy? Not very sporting.

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Yeah, well.

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Two can play at that game.

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(CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY)
I don't need attention.

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(WHISTLES)

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(WHIMPERS)

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Say something, please!

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I crave attention.

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I need to be
the object of admiration.

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Ha-ha-ha!

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Perfect has fallen
from my duplicitous decoy's distraction.

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Hook, line and... (GRUNTS)

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Anchor!

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Ah. This bog smells just
like my first graveyard.

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(ALLIGATOR GROWLING)

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Dang! You fellows have very
sharp teeth and crazy eyes.

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(ALLIGATORS GROWLING)

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See you later, 'gators!

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(GRUNTING)

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(METAL RATTLING)

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Ah! Muttley!

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Uh-oh.

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(GRUNTS) Ha!
So long, Perfect.

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Always fun
yanking your chain.

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(NERVOUSLY PANTING)

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Not, eh, so fast,
eh, Dastardly.

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Ironically, I actually
am a sports anchor. (SCREAMS)

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Hey, Pete.
How's the race going?

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Uh, 'bout the same as usual.

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Don't worry, kids.
I practice for this stuff.

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See you later, Dastardly.

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(GRUNTS) Drat!

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(SNICKERING)

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(MUMBLES)

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Pandora, stop that
this instant!

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(SCOFFS) No way, sis.

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If you can't stand the heat,
get out of the swamp. Uh-oh.

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Oh, my stars and garters.

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(BOTH SCREAMING)

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Uh-oh. Better turn hard
to starboard (GRUNTS)

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Or is it port?
(SCREAMS)

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Muttley!

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(BELLA SCREAMS)

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(INCOMPREHENSIBLE MUMBLING)

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(SCREAMING IN EXCITEMENT)

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(PERFECT SCREAMING)

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(INDISTINCT YELLING)

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Why, my boat doesn't
have a scratch on it.

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-(THUDS)
-Oh.

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What are you so upset about?

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-I'm fine.
-(SCREAMS)

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Just look at my boat,
Dastardly.

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I know.
You scratched my finish.

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Hmm?

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(BOTH GROANING)

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(SCREAMING)

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(SPITS) Good evening.

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(SMACKS LIPS)
Bit too much garlic.

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(SCREAMS)

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-Swamp bigger than a gumbo.
-Ow! Ow!

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Don't worry, sir.
Those aren't swamp creatures.

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It's just a Frankenstein
monster and a vampire.

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(SCREAMS)

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Peter, you're not helping.

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Oh, sweet Georgia peaches.

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We seem to have taken
a wrong turn.

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Gee, thanks, all-seeing
mistress of the obvious.

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This is no time
for sarcasm, Pandora.

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We've got to figure out
a way to get back to the race.

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Ugh! I can't stand being
in the same tree as you.

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Ugh!

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Oh, great.
We're surrounded by alligators.

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-This is all your fault.
-Me?

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Yes! You attract alligators.
You always have.

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What? Oh, that's ridiculous.

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Sister, you really have
to stop blaming every little setback you have on me.

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You've been ruing my life
since the day I was born.

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Earlier, you were
a terrible womb-mate.

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I think we should take
a deep cleansing breath and calm down.

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Now breathe with me.

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In with the good feelings,
out with the bad.

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In with the good feelings...

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Don't tell me
how to breathe. I'll breathe the way I want.

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(BREATHES RAPIDLY)

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You've always been
super-annoying-bossy-girl.

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-I have not.
-Yes, you have.

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Well, maybe this flashback
will show you whether I was bossy or not.

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See, you're making me
watch a flashback. Bossy!

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PENELOPE:Ever since I can rember,

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I have celebrated your success.

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-(PANDORA BURPS)
-Yay!

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PENELOPE:Whether we were performing in the school talent show...

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(TAP SHOES CLICKING)

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(PANTING)

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Pandora,
you tapped as sweetly as a five-legged cat

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on a plate of
hot grits and gravy.

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I especially liked
that one step you did.

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-Which step?
-This one.

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(CROWD CHEERING)

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And Penelope Pitstop
wins the school talent show again.

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(SHUDDERING)

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PENELOPE: Or just getting  ready for bed.

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Nice job flossing
those back molars, Pandora.

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Ugh! You are so annoying.

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PENELOPE:Or whenever I could be of encouragement.

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(TOILET FLUSHING)

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PENELOPE: Great job.
PANDORA: Leave me alone!

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We're back in the present.
Oh, you can't even flash-forward right.

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Pandora, let's be practical.

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We've got to figure out
how to survive the night out here.

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Where are you taking?
You taking...

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(INDISTINCT YELLING)

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Tickles.

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Listen to me,
you crazed Cajun recluse.

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We have to figure out
how to survive the night in the swamp.

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(INCOMPREHENSIBLE TALKING)

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What did he say?

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He said, we're going to camp
out for the night.

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Oh, what fun.

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Did anybody bring s'mores?

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Spending the night
in the swamp?

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-(SCREAMS)
-Disgusting!

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This couldn't possibly
get any worse.

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(TRUMPET PLAYING)

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Ah! Mosquitoes!

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Ooh, they're eating you alive.

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I'm so jealous.

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(SHOUTING IN PAIN)

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(SIGHS IN RELIEF)

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(SCREAMS)

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Muttley!

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This is all your fault!

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(ALLIGATOR GROWLING)

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(SNICKERING)

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What is it, Muttley?
I have something on my face?

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Yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Hi there, y'all!
What's up?

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(SCREAMS)

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Leeches!

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(CONTINUES SCREAMING)

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Alligators. Next, leeches.
This swamp is a paradise.

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(THUNDER CRACKING)

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Pandora, come inside the tent.

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I don't need your help.

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Are you sure?
I just made walnut pancakes with little smiley faces.

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I don't want any.
I've got beans.

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Give me that back, gator.

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I'm warning you.
I can be sarcastic.

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Oh, let me help you, sugar.

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Hey, sweet thing.

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(GASPS)
Oh, you're just the cutest little gator I ever did see.

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Here, you want
your belly rubbed?

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You do?

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Oh, you do!

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A little belly rub-rub.

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Good boy!

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You catch more flies
with honey.

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Tell that to those
three gators raiding your mini-fridge.

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Hey, get out of there!
Shoo! Go on.

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(ROARING)

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Uh, okay.

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Relax, sugar.
I got it.

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Nothing to it.

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I bet I could get
our boats out of the tree before you do.

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I'd like to see you try.

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-Mine landed first!
-It did not.

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-Did too.
-Did not.

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Did too!

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(SNORING)

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-(SHIVERING)
-(SNICKERING)

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We're going
to starve out here.

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No, we're not.
All we have to do is wade under that bog

189
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and pull out
a couple of catfish to eat.

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-Right, Swampy Joe?
-(MUMBLES INCOMPREHENSIBLY)

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Last one in is
a rotten corpse.

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(SPLASHING)

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Now, to catch a catfish,

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you stick your hand
in the water and use that as bait.

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When it grab hold,
you pull it up. Voilà!

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That was very clear.
Let me try.

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Hmm. Eh.

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Uh. Mmm.

199
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My catfish
seems to be invisible.

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-(SCREAMS)
-(MUTTLEY SNICKERING)

201
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Let's get out of here.

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I'm stuck!
And we're sinking!

203
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You churlish clods of custards
with your cloddishness!

204
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We are doomed! Completely
and utterly doomed!

205
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Pandora, you can be so rude.

206
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I know you are,
but what am I?

207
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I just told you, dear. Rude.

208
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I'm rubber, you're glue.
Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you.

209
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Ugh!
I hate it when you do that.

210
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Glue says what?

211
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Stop your
sisterly squabbling

212
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and immediately egress us
from this beastly bog!

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(GRUNTING)

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Hey! Oh, that bad boy.

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(INCOMPREHENSIBLE TALKING)

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Oh! What a lovely
idiosyncratic vernacular that fellow has.

217
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Get me out of here!

218
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Take my tow rope
and I'll pull you out with my boat.

219
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No, use my tow rope.
It's better.

220
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Just hurry up!

221
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(GRUNTS)

222
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But how are we going
to continue the race?

223
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Our hydros have been foiled.

224
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Okay. No, never mind.
Swampy Joe fish 'em up

225
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sure as a sun beam
on a salamander. (LAUGHS)

226
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I'm a certified race boat
engineer and mechanic.

227
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(LAUGHS)
Didn't I mention that?

228
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No, you did not.

229
00:10:01,368 --> 00:10:03,398
(SNICKERING)

230
00:10:03,471 --> 00:10:05,571
So after a slight delay,

231
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the race is about
to get back underway.

232
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You know, I think we all
learned something today.

233
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I learned that I'd rather
be eaten by a pack of piqued piranha

234
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than spend another
nauseating night with Perfect.

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I learned the most
important thing of all.

236
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I learned that, whenever
I need her the most,

237
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I can always
count on my sister and all her friends.

238
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To fall for my tricks!

239
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(MISCHIEVOUS LAUGHTER)

240
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Tally-ho!

241
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(MUFFLED): Racers! Onwards!

242
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Oh! Huh?

243
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What's stopping us?

244
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(ALLIGATORS LAUGHING)

245
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(LAUGHS)
Oh, she done tricked you.

246
00:10:53,854 --> 00:10:55,264
Oh, Pandora.

247
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You know,
I'm really starting to like that girl.

248
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(SNICKERING)

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